darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

the-consulting-introspective:

miles-eggworth:

when you accidentally type tis instead of its

image

This is my new favourite reaction image.

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He said rape happens for a reason.
  • When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
  • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
  • He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He looks ‘feminine’
  • you think he’s gay
  • His voice sounds ‘feminine’

justanasshole:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

We don’t talk about that.

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @pleatedjeans